First, I have been watching those pesky birds in the back garden. My advanced viewing screen assists with this. They do worse than tap, they make chirping noises to mock me!
I have had to seek and destroy terrible enemy toys! Sure, I can't drink my water until they are removed, but these sacrifices must be made for the common good.
I have also taken on some night watch duties. The best view is in the back room on the top of the window. My humans still don't know how I got up here. They just don't understand how talented I am.
As if that was not enough to keep me busy, there is a pesky, long, black mouse who never ceases to follow me around. In this picture, I nearly get a grasp of it after I spy it under my posture chair. As usual, he always runs right when I am about to catch him.
Next Issue: I give an exclusive sneak peak at my modeling portfolio.
No comments:
Post a Comment