I went to see the V - E - T today. He says I'm a fat kitty! I have to lose half a kilo of weight! They have my humans measuring my food. I can't have treats!
You be the judge...I'm not fat am I???? I'm just.......fluffy.
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Not fat, not fluffy. Just voluptuous
He is a full figured cat. I think it is mostly fluffyness. I have a cat that weighs 33 lbs (15 kg). He is fat.
What's the term...."zaftig??"
Maybe if you shaved him down...that's gotta be what, 5 pounds of hair??
Great, now kitty will have an eating disorder like my kitty "Squeak". Okay...it's more like when she gets annoyed with daddy, she'll scarf a bunch of food down....and then her little magic trick of "oh yeah, ignore me??? Ignore this big hairball of freshly chewed cat food!!!" and yakking up usually in an inconvenient place...like on the rug...granted I can hear her and run over and bring her over to the tile since it's soooo much easier to clean.
GK, my cat lately has only been doing hairballs on the bathroom floor. I think it is because everytime I hear him coughing, I pick him up and put him in there. I think now he just walks in there out of habit..or he is sick of my picking him up whilst he is choking. He also 'cleans up' after but scratching the floor all around it as if he is in the box.
Yeah well, that "cleaning up" after using the "kitty loo" mine will scratch at the surrounding floor area....the walls nearby....the closet doors (it's in a corner where two small closets meet).
Maybe I can attach a small broom or mop and get them to clean the floors for me....hmmmm
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